153. "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
If there was ever a perfect song for public cross-dressing activities, it's this one. If we'd had this song in 1984, it definitely would have replaced "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" as the Mz. Marsh Valley workout song. I got married in 1988--about three or four years before this song began to hit the charts--so for me, this song has always been one of those goofy but infectious tunes I can play and make my wife crack up by dancing in a very un-sexy way. It's tailor-made for strutting and booty-shaking and hip-thrusting and rubbing your chest with your hands and dozens of other things that overweight, middle-aged men should never, ever attempt in front of others but still do because when the bass beat gets going, it's almost impossible not to indulge your inner Zoolander.
There's not too much else to say about this song that wasn't already covered in The HondoJoe Top 200. This song came in at only #174 on that list. But I think I found something that could move it up that chart a few places. Behold! The power of Dawn Wells!
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