"Who'll Be the Fool Tonight" by Larsen Feiten Band

 "Who'll Be the Fool Tonight" by Larsen Feiten Band

Professional jealousy does not become Glen Campbell. The object of his covetousness was, of course, the success that Larsen Feiten Band had with their first album "Larsen Feiten Band" and their top 40 hit "Who'll Be the Fool Tonight." It seems rather petty for such jealousy to arise in a man who had enjoyed worldwide fame as a musician in the 60s and 70s--even winning multiple Grammy awards, including Album of the Year with "By the Time I Get to Phoenix." But I suppose his star was beginning to fade by the time 1980 rolled around, and so he simply could not help but express his displeasure with the Larsen Feiten Band on "Solid Gold" right in front of Dione Warwick. Fortunately, the Larsen Feiten Band had a friend in Dione, who leapt to their defense by explaining that they were musicians who had been around for many years and had played with some of the biggest names in the music industry, including Bob Dylan, the Allman Brothers, and George Harrison, just to name a few! Well, jealous Glen didn't know what to say after hearing that. I mean, after all, when someone drops the name "The Allman Brothers" in an argument, you know it's time to just shut the hell up! So, a humbled Glen begrudgingly acknowledged that Larsen Feiten Band were true professionals. 

Thanks, Dione! I only wish that we had a video of that episode of Solid Gold on the YouTubes so that we could see the expression on Glen's face when he...

What?! You say we do have that episode of Solid Gold on the YouTubes?! 

Roll the tape!

I really don't know why Glen would be jealous in the first place. The song peaked at #29 on the pop charts, which is a long, long way from the #1 spot that his "Rhinestone Cowboy" enjoyed on both the Country and Pop charts in 1975. But if Glen wants to be a jealous prick on national television, I guess he gets to be a jealous prick on national television. Apparently, winning a Grammy gets you a free pass on all sorts of bad behaviors.

Anyway, I recently listened to "Who'll Be the Fool Tonight" while binging Yacht Rock on the YouTubes after someone engaged in a texting war with me involving lines from both a Little River Band album and a Christopher Cross album. And after not hearing "Who'll Be the Fool Tonight" since... well... probably since 1980, I was still able to remember quite a few of the lines, including the chorus:

I'll be missing you
Will he be kissing you
I guess we're gonna have to wait and see
Who'll be the fool tonight
C'mon baby
Who'll be the fool tonight
C'mon baby

Clearly, if I could remember so much of the song, I must have enjoyed hearing that song on the truck and tractor radios back in 1980. And I enjoyed listening to the song 40 years later so much that I thought to myself, "In spite of the fact that they made the disastrous decision to name the band after both of their last names, this song sounds pretty good, and I bet those guys had some other hits." So, I listened to the album titled "Larsen Feiten Band," and after hearing it all the way through, I thought to myself, "Who thought it would be a good idea to name both the band AND their first album after their last names?" I also thought there were parts of the other songs on the album that sounded really good--at least as good as a lot of other stuff I had heard on American Top 40 during 1980. But none of them became even minor hits. 

Then I thought that maybe Larsen Feiten Band had recorded other albums, so I Googled "Larsen Feiten Band" and discovered that all of the members of the Larsen Feiten Band recorded another album in 1982. The name of both the band and the album was "Full Moon featuring Neil Larsen and Buzz Feiten." None of the songs were hits. I blame Glen Campbell. If he hadn't used his mighty power of the Grammy to curse the success of the Larsen Feiten Band's "Larsen Feiten Band," maybe the band would have stayed together as the "Larsen Feiten Band" instead of changing their name to "Full Moon featuring Neil Larsen and Buzz Feiten." Actually, Larsen and Feiten had released a previous album in 1972 under the band name "Full Moon." And the title of Full Moon's first album was..."Full Moon." 

That's right. They named the both the band and the album the same thing THREE TIMES IN A ROW! And they only got one top 40 hit out of all that work. In the following years, Larsen and Feiten released solo albums (with no hits) but did end up as session musicians on a lot of other top 40 songs by other singers/bands. Both Larsen and Feiten are very good musicians and sought-after session players. Feiten even invented a new way to tune electric guitars. Do you know how smart of a musician you have to be to invent a new way to tune an electric instrument? Neither do I. But he is at least that good. And Larsen is so good that he played with Miles Davis. Miles Davis! Do you know how good you have to be for Miles Davis to ask you to play with him? Neither do I. But we're talking about Jazz deity here. Of course, Miles is no Allman Brother, but he's still very, very good.

Does Larsen Feiten Band deserve to be known as One Hit Wonders? Individually, I'd say no, because individually they played on other top 40 hits. But as a group, Larsen Feiten Band definitely earned that distinction. But what they didn't do was anything at all to earn the everlasting hatred of Glen Campbell. And that's why "Glen Campbell" is the correct answer to the question, "Who'll be the fool tonight?"