"Love for Sale" by Mieko Hirota

"Love for Sale" by Mieko Hirota

Let's face it. Captain Stubing was the Pimp of the Seven Seas. And what "The Love Boat" needed was a disco-ish theme song about what was really going on the Toledo deck. "Love for Sale" is just such a song.

Stubba-dubba-duppa-duppa-dow!

"Ariel" by Dean Friedman

"Ariel" by Dean Friedman

Have you ever wondered what it would sound like if, through a freak accident involving nuclear waste and an overturned sugar beet truck, Ben Folds, John Linnell, and Weird Al Yankovic inhabited the same body? Me too.

Wonder no more.

"Generals and Majors" by XTC

"Generals and Majors" by XTC

Who doesn't love a cheerful, peppy anti-war song? Well, probably generals and majors don't.

"History Repeating" by Propellerheads and Shirley Bassey

"History Repeating" by Propellerheads and Shirley Bassey

Haven't we heard this all before? Oh, well. We can hear it again.

"Birth, School, Work, Death" by Manhead

"Birth, School, Work, Death" by Manhead 

I'm sure there are plenty of folks that prefer the original rock 'n roll version by The Godfathers, but I likes me some of that dancin' disco beat once in a while.

"What You Got" by John Lennon

"What You Got" by John Lennon

In case you ever wondered what it would have sounded like if The Beatles had been a 70s funk band.

"Tighten Up" by The Bamboos

"Tighten Up" by The Bamboos

Just when you think the song couldn't get any better, WHAMMO! A Ron Burgundy flute solo!