34. "(Wish I Could Fly Like) Superman" by The Kinks
When I wake up in the morning I also put on my clothes to keep from being depressed, but I definitely don't do it because I weigh only nine stone.
Also, I don't just want to fly like Superman. I want the super strength, super speed, super hearing, heat vision, x-ray vision, cold breath, invulnerability, and that thing where he can erase a woman's memory by kissing her. (Come to think of it, that last one might actually come in more handy than the other powers.) However, to be honest, I don't want to have to wear a cape. It seems pointless to me. If I'm impervious to any weather conditions, and I don't ever get cold, then what do I need a cape for? Wearing the skin-tight super S suit would be alright, but I'd like to lose about nine stone before I try it on.
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